21 Thoughts That Cross Every Gay Man’s Mind at a Circuit Party


 

A circuit party is basically a rite of passage for every gay man (think of it as a gay rave with undertones of sex and freedom). For the circuit veterans out there, the feelings and experiences on this list will surely be nostalgic. But for the circuit newbies, all of these things are all too fresh.

Here are 21 thoughts that cross every gay man’s mind while at a circuit party for the first time.

1. “OMG it’s dark.”

2. “OMG it’s sweaty.”

3. “OMG it’s loud.”

4. “But I can forgive all of that because…how is everyone so attractive here?!”

5. “I’m too dressed for this event.”

6. “My options are: sweat through my t-shirt or just take it off.”

7. “Let me drink some more, then I’ll dispose of my shirt.”

8. “AH! Please don’t touch me if you’re sweaty.”

9. “Is everyone here on drugs?”

10. “Why doesn’t this music have words?”

11. “I support the use of those fans is for cooling purposes…”

12. “But NOT for clapping purposes.”

13. “$6 for a bottle of water?! WTF.”

14. “Okay…I can actually get down to this music!”

15. “I want to dance with that boy, but at this point everyone is just dancing with everyone.”

16. “Someone wants to lick my armpits and I’m stressed about it.”

17. “I’m never straying from my friends. This is fun when I’m with them. It’s scary when I’m not.”

18. “Okay fine, let’s be real. If that hot guy comes up to me, I’m going with him wherever he goes.”

19. “OMG…what are those two guys doing over there?”

20. “Okay, I think it’s time to leave…”

21. “WAIT, HOW IS IT 5AM ALREADY?!”


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